The Cowboy and St. Peter Submitted by Baby Boomer Jim Fitzgerald
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asked, ‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’
‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip around Pike’s peak in Colorado , I came upon a gang of bikers
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave
her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his
bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago.’
Thanks Jim Fitzgerald! Your humor is always appreciated.
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