Top 25 Reasons Why Baby Boomer Men Are Happier Than Baby Boomer Women(Humorous)
– Your last name stays put.
– Chocolate is just another snack.
– You can never be pregnant.
– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Actually, You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
– You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
– Same work, more pay.
– Wrinkles add character.
– Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
– New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
– A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
– You can open all your own jars.
– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
– Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
– You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
– Everything on your face stays its original color.
– The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
– You only have to shave your face and neck.
– You can play with toys all your life.
– Your belly usually hides your big hips.
– One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
– You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
– You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.
– You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
– You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder baby boomer men are happier!
Thanks Baby Boomers U.S. for sharing.
Popularity: 1% [?]
Related posts:
- 14 Things We Always Wonder About Baby Boomer Men (Humorous)
- Boomers Cease the Crease (Guest Post): What Does and Doesn’t Work for Fighting Facial Wrinkles
- Boomers: How to Ditch Those Puffy Eyes-Top 10 Remedies by Baby Boomer Ginger Malone
- Changing Car Oil-Baby Boomer Women 3 Steps VS Baby Boomer Men 41 Steps
- Few Women-Few Men-Your Humorous Quote Wednesday September 21 2011
