Friday, September 21st, 2018

Top 25 Reasons Why Baby Boomer Men Are Happier Than Baby Boomer Women(Humorous)


Happy Baby Boomer Men 300x200 Top 25 Reasons Why Baby Boomer Men Are Happier Than Baby Boomer Women(Humorous)– Your last name stays put.

– Chocolate is just another snack.

– You can never be pregnant.

– You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Actually, You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

– You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

– Same work, more pay.

– Wrinkles add character.

– Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

– New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

– Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

– A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

– You can open all your own jars.

– You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

– Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

– You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

– Everything on your face stays its original color.

– The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

– You only have to shave your face and neck.

– You can play with toys all your life.

– Your belly usually hides your big hips.

– One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

– You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

– You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

– You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

– You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder baby boomer men are happier!

Thanks Baby Boomers U.S. for sharing.

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