Wednesday, September 19th, 2018

Boomer Humor~ A Guy Goes To The Post Office Applies For A Job

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united states post office1 300x205 Boomer Humor~ A Guy Goes To The Post Office Applies For A JobThis boomer humor is from Boomer Laurie Rizan.

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“OK, Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “The first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”

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