Thursday, September 20th, 2018

Boomer Humor~10 Funny Things Kids Say About Their Grandparents


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What kids say about their Grandparents…

from LK Shinneman

Granparents don’t have no little kids of their own
they just like other peoples.

Grandparents don’t have to do anything but be there when we come to see them & they are too old to play & run hard so they just take us shopping & buy us stuff we want.

When we go for walks they slow down for stuff like pretty leafs
& catepillars & tell us not to step on the cracks
cause it will break our mother’s back.

They don’t never say “Hurry Up” & they wear glasses & funny underwear & can take their teeth & gums out.

Grandparents don’t have to be smart cause they can answer questions like why God isn’t married & why dogs chase cats.

When they read to us they don’t skip no pages & they don’t mind if we want to read the same story over & over again.

Everybody should have grandparents especially if you don’t have Television cause they are the only grownups that actually like to spend time with us.

Our grandmother lives at the Airport cause when we want to see her that’s where we go & sure enough, she is there & when we are done with her we just take her back to the Airport again.

Grandpa is the smartest man in the whole world cause he teaches me lots of good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to be as smart as him.

It’s real funny when they bend over cause they have gas leaks but they blame the dog for them.

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