Tuesday, September 26th, 2017

Jeff Foxworthy~11 Reasons You Must Be A Muslim

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baby boomer jeff foxworthy Jeff Foxworthy~11 Reasons You Must Be A MuslimBlog post Boomer54 Mark

This was sent to me by baby boomer Tom Martinson. Tom is consistently contributing to Baby Boomer Talk Online. Thanks Tom…I really think he must have too much time on his hands and needs a real job.

Jeff Foxworthy is always funny! He has great humor and insights without being vulgar.

He really is dead on with his observations about Muslims.

You must be a Muslim if…

1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. If your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. If you find this offensive or racist.
You may be a Muslim


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